Friday, November 2, 2007

Trash talk

Tomorrow night, I'm hosting a party for my brother's 30th birthday. The theme: white trash.

If this offends any of my readers, I apologize to all 5 of you. (Though I don't think any of you are white trash, so I don't see why you would be offended).

Anyway, I'm pretty excited. I'm all ready with the white trash party food: saltines and imitation cheese whiz, little weenies on toothpicks and twinkies.

I can just picture the array of mullet wigs, stained wife beaters and bad eye makeup now.

Crack open a can of Bud everyone and get your best beer t-shirt out of the closet. It's going to be a good time.

1 comment:

  1. Don't trash talk the Cheez Whiz, sister. It's in every fridge in North Bay!

    You should play Jerry Springer on continuous loop at your party. Have fun!