- Beer is only a part-time friend. I consider the lovely ale to be my bosom buddy... but sadly, it's only my friend in the moment, while being consumed. The next morning, beer is NOT my friend. Not my friend.
- 29 is borderline too old to go out drinking until the wee hours of the morning when you have to work the next day.
- Wednesday is not the new Thursday. No matter what the hipsters of today tell me.
That is all.