If the fact that humans use selt belts on their beer but not their children wasn't evidence enough that the universe is truly messed up - here are a few other fun facts to prove my point:
- Yesterday's "most read" story on the The Toronto Star website was "How much cleavage is too much".
- The second most read story was "Is American beer any good?" (Okay, I admit - beer is an interesting subject... but with all that's going on in the world... THIS is what people are reading the most??)
- Polar bears are now officially endangered. That photo makes me want to cry.
don't be fooled, hez.. a polar bear would eat you and everyone you ever cared about if given half a chance (much like the vicious cow)..
ReplyDeletebut, seriously, the world is filled with stupid people (ie. leafs fans, myself included) and horrible things.. just be glad you're not a cop :)