Thursday, March 6, 2008

Things I've learned

Here are some fun facts:
  • Not all slush freezes over night. This I learned when I walked to work today. First, I carefully avoided one pile of "slush" and then realized that it had actually frozen over. Score! I can walk over it! So I was all "Hey next slush pile - you don't scare me! I'm going to walk right over you!" Only said slush pile was not frozen. And now I have very wet feet.
  • Puffs tissues with lotion just sound comforting. They don't actually work. When you have a constant runny nose, there ain't nothing that will stop that flaky skin from forming around your nostrils. And may I add that when you apply makeup to flaky skin area the result is absolutely lovely!
  • Bret Michaels is a sad, sad man. And I think the women who are attempting to prove they are "worthy" of his affection on the reality show "Rock of Love" are insane women-haters. This show is almost as bad as "Age of love" - another fabulous reality series that forces women to compete against each other (read: completely rip each other's self esteem to shreds) for enduring, true and lasting love. (Disclaimer: I do not actually follow this show. I watched 5 minutes of it last night and now feel that women's place in society has made a giant leap backwards. Awesome!)

That is all.

4 comments:

  1. Plus, it's Bret Michaels.. That guy has really hit the skids..

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  2. That puff tissue thing just made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.

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  3. What's sadder, a has-been clinging to fame via reality television, or the women competing to win the affections of has-been? Kind of depressing really.

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  4. I can't say I've really watched Rock of Love, but if you think that's bad try 5 minutes of Flavor of Love 3. I can't believe that there have already been 2 seasons and there are still women willing to participate. Flava Flav has named the twins competing for his affections Thing 1 and Thing 2. Nice.

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