Hello, Internet. And how are you today? Are you good, Internet? Oh, I do hope so. That would be ever so lovely and wonderful.
I'm alright today. Not great. Not awful. Just - alright. There's a delicate balance between the Good and the Bad which is resulting in my alright-ness.
Let me enlighten you:
- It's rainy out (bad), but it's Thursday - and I'm off work tomorrow (good!).
- I'm tired (bad), but I'm wearing a shirt I discovered in the back of my closet that I haven't worn in ages and now I feel like I've got a brand new item to put into rotation (good!).
- I have been uber-unmotivated at work lately (bad), but I had sushi for lunch yesterday (good!).
- Work is piling up on my desk (bad), but I expertly shuffle papers around whenever somebody comes by so that it looks like I'm actually very busy and important (good!).
So you see, Internet... the Good and the Bad, they're entwined in this little tango and the result is my apathy. I'm meh.
I shall no longer go by Hez. Today, I shall answer only to Meh, Queen of Apathy. Unless, of course, by some freak of nature, the Good wins the battle. Then I would be restored to Hez: all chipper and shiny and happy.
This will require much chocolate, Good.
I'm just sayin'.