Friday, September 18, 2009


Time for "Confession Friday". (I just made that up. Right now. On the spot. That's why I get paid the big bucks in advertising, folks.)

The following is a list of unpopular opinions that I admit freely to you, Internet. I do this because you aren't face to face with me right now and, therefore, can't look at me all disapprovingly. Judgement hurts less when I can't see you. So here goes.
  • I sit on the toilet seats in our office without putting toilet paper down first. I don't squat. Ever.
  • I'm seriously thinking about consuming a beer soon. Whilst pregnant.
  • I never floss my teeth. Far too much work.
  • I sometimes think farting is kind of funny.
  • I try really, really hard not to be afraid of homeless people. But, I am.
  • I love the suburbs.
  • I think a lot of people in Toronto are elitist. And kinda shallow.
  • I wear ugly, ugly pjs to bed every night because they're comfortable. Even though I know I probably shouldn't let all the romance go out of my 3-year marriage just yet.
  • When it comes to children, I really don't want to have 2 boys or 2 girls. And I'm not 100% sure how I'll feel about things if I don't have one of both.

That's about it for now. There's more, but my face is already turning slightly red as I sit here and think about how embarrassing some of the above is (farting!)


Anyway, enjoy your weekend guys. And here's to a big ol' mug of honesty on a fine Friday morning.


  1. I don't exactly have the fetal alcohol stats to back me up here, but I think we've gone a little nuts in this country about what people can and can't do. I've been Africa where women pause by the side of the road, have their babies, then continue walking to market. I think the odd beer or glass of wine won't prevent Baby Onion from maxing out her SAT scores and heading to Harvard.

    Also...I never put down toilet paper either. Can I use the toilet after you? :)

  2. That's my girl! Actually I don't put toilet paper down either. Don't floss, I have been known to wear some really bad pj's from time to time and I too love the suburbs. So, like mother like daughter!!

  3. You're supposed to put toilet paper down 1st? Huh! Good to know. I'm not ever going to do that, but still, good to know. :)