I honestly wish I had interesting things to say this week. But I just don't. Am uninteresting. Am failure. Must hang head in shame until some brilliant writerly-inspiration hits me smack in the forehead.
Apologies to you, Internet. Feel free to shake your head disapprovingly at me.
Go ahead. I will wait.
**Pausing for well-deserved Internet disapproval**
Will write something when interesting again.
Don't hold breath.