Wednesday, February 11, 2009

If I were...

  • ...smarter, I would know how to get Google Analytics working again (after it stopped functioning for me one day. Out of the blue. Just stopped.) And since I'm not tech-savvy, I have no idea how to figure it out. Hence, I have no clue if anyone is even reading my blog anymore. Which makes me a little less motivated to write daily. It's a vicious cycle.
  • ...less sick, I wouldn't feel like arse right now. And I might be funny. Instead of all sorts of boring.
  • ...something other than a chicken, I would go back to the hairdressing place where Hairdresser-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named called me Mullet Girl, thus causing me to write a nasty email to the salon, which in turn resulted in the salon calling me back and offering me a free haircut the next time I go. Of course, Hairdresser-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named works every day during the week. So I can't go.
  • ...a little less lazy, I would get off my butt and find another hair salon to go to for a haircut, before my hair turns into a REAL mullet.
  • ...feeling creative, this post would be much more interesting. Too tired and blah today.


  1. yes Heather, we read it faithfully every day!

  2. And I think we all know that I read it every day, I've even been known to re-read some of my favourite ones!

  3. Thank you, loyal readers!! :)

  4. Hey Heather First thing I do when I turn my computer I read your blog,never miss it and enjoy everyone and sometimes I even re-read them.