Music to my ears

I'm back! How much did you miss me?

To celebrate my return... I've decided to do an analysis of these stirring lyrics:

Katy Perry: I Kissed A Girl

I kissed a girl and I liked it Ooo... aren't you just so shocking! You bad girl, you.
The taste of her cherry chap stick I'm sorry, but nobody uses cherry chap stick anymore, Katy. Seriously - if you're going to be "shocking" at least make it believable.
I kissed a girl just to try it Yes, I like to just try things, too. Like heroin. No harm in "just trying" stuff. Trying stuff is fun. We're so alike.
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it Umm... he's a guy right??
It felt so wrong
It felt so right Ah yes, the "so wrong but so right" dilemma.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it Whoa... okay, we get it. You liked it. Saucy lady.

No, I don't even know your name Good, good. No need for silly things like introductions.
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game That's right, be all liberated and stuff. Experimentation is grand!
Just human nature, Wait... is it experimentation or human nature? I'm confused.
It's not what, Good girls do Hey now, no need to judge. Judgey.
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused Well, yeah, you've confused me, too.
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it This line should really be "I kissed a girl for male attention".
The taste of her cherry chap stick And this line should be "And now I'm going to sing about it to get young 20-something girls to do it, too. Because it's fun. And it makes me all attractive and junk to guys. Cause my Daddy didn't love me enough. Oops - did I say that last part out loud?"
I kissed a girl just to try it Oh, Katy. You're a sad little creature. Let me hug you. C'mere. I'll hug you. It's okay. Mama knows, child. Mama knows.

Yeah... that's it. I can't subject myself to the rest... Hope you enjoyed!