Have you ever...

Fellow Mamas. I've been wondering about my sanity lately. So I've got a question or two for y'all.

Tell me. Have you ever...

• Discovered puke on your clothes LONG after you've gone out?
• Thought to yourself "Meh" after discovering said puke?
• Wiped a piece of food off of your kid's face and then licked it, sucked it or consumed it in some other manner off of your finger?
• Done the old saliva-clean to rub dirt off your kid's face?
• Found yourself "just finishing up" your kid's breakfast? Or lunch? Or breakfast, lunch and dinner?
• Filled your glass of wine almost to the top because nobody's around to judge you?
• Realized you're drinking alone?
• Not cared that you're drinking alone?
• Started regularly singing to yourself - and singing Every. Single. Thing. that you could normally just say in sentence form quite easily?
• Made up a song about sweet potato? (Or whatever you're feeding your child that day). (My song goes: "Sweet potato, sweet potato, sweet potato, sweet potato. I am making you sweet potato!")
• Started examining your baby's poop closely, noting the size and consistency, looking for evidence of what he or she ate the night before?
• Stopped referring to your husband by his name? (And found that he answers to Daddy even when the kid isn't around?)
• Introduced yourself to a group of Moms at a coffee shop and then realized that they're NOT the Moms Group you were supposed to meet up with? (I did this one today).
• Designated one of your bras the "going into public" bra?

If you've nodded along with any of these... I like you. We can be friends.